27/30 Venus Poem

The goddess of love is busy deflecting tear gas canisters.
The goddess of love needs to lie down.
The goddess of love can't remember the last time she had sushi that tasty.
The goddess of love would really rather not bother with the dishes.
The goddess of love has spiders in her hair.
The goddess of love resents her name being used for a human shaving device.
The goddess of love forgot where she put her keys, her lipstick, her grocery list.
The goddess of love wants you to know she believes in you.
The goddess of love resents less her name being used for a planet where the sun rises in the west.
The goddess of love doesn't have time to dust the blinds.
The goddess of love would like to fuck your brains out, if she thought you had any.
The goddess of love reminds you she can also grant military victories, but really, why would she?
The goddess of love really needs to lie down.
The goddess of love needs to get her groove back; what is her groove again?
The goddess of love forgot what she was going to say.
The goddess of love has something in her eye. 
The goddess of love regrets to inform you that she hates poetry.