I'm going to try a little experiement. I am somewhat wary of blogging about it, since it is likely to blow up in my face, and be over very soon, and all of you will laugh at me heartily, but then who's to say you aren't doing that already? What is this big scary experiment? Going off the coffee. Yes, folks, it has come to my attention that my coffee consumption is positively out of hand. It is my usual custom to switch to decaf or at least green tea every so often, sometimes for years at a stretch. Since becoming a mom, this hasn't been possible. I was getting too little sleep. With that and various other excuses, I've let my consumption of the magic bean grow to outrageous proportions. Nowadays, the kidlet tends to sleep through the night, and I need to get back in control. So, it's 8:19 am PDT and this is my first morning sans cafe. How long will I last? At least until later today, I'm sure. I reserve the right to drink green tea and decaf and maybe even black tea if I wanna, and I'm certainly going to eat chocolate, so no, this isn't an attempt at complete caffeine avoidance. Just to keep it at a reasonable level, and go mostly without for awhile. Wish me luck, folks, I'll need it.
Wait, I take that back. Don't wish me luck. Ask the universe to send me a lover. If I can't have coffee, I should be able to get laid, no? That's a fair trade off. I'm willing to sacrifice coffee for sex. Good sex, though. Teeth clenching, eye rolling, oh-my-god sex. Otherwise, it's back to the coffee shop for me.
