nina's grammy rundown

who are these people?  who are these people?  god, I must be old 'cause I don't know who these people are, oh thank god, there are Los Lonely Boys, I know them,  but who is that group? they look like they escaped from the 80's, and who is that? and lord help me, Gwen Stefani looks hideous and she's 'bout to fall down in those stilettos, wouldn't that be funny? and Queen Latifah, I love you so, but the empire waist ain't doin' nothing for you, and for all your talents you ain't no comedienne so quit trying to be funny and yay! los lonely boys won and oh I love me some latino boys with long hair and Green Day rocked but U2 didn't and Alicia Keys looks so gorgeous, but her music seems kind of bland and yes, I'm impressed with Jamie Foxx like everyone else, but I am so sick of him, but hey, he's not bad on that duet and oh for the love of decency, make Jennifer Lopez stop now please, that woman can't sing and the whole boudoir set is making me barf and Marc Anthony is a dweeb and Sweet Home Alabama and I'm tired now, I don't care anymore who wins what I'm going to bed. the end.

Comments

[Kimberly]

You've just captured *exactly* the reasons that I don't even watch that award show.

[jill]

Luckily, I was flipping through the channels and caught Matthew Mcconaughey, probably the best two minutes of the show.

[Paul]

How pathetic, old and out-of-touch am I? I was trying to figure out why your grandmother had tried to run down lonely latino boys before I finally got what you were writing about.

We now return you to your popular culture, already in progress.