What's scarier than seeing your ass in a mirror in a department store dressing room? Knowing that everyone else sees your ass like this all the time. It's the realization that the horrendous vision before you (behind you?) is indeed your ass, and it walks around unsupervised day in and day out and everyone can see it, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it. What has happened to my ass? I used to have a pretty cute ass. It's never been a small ass, mind you, but it used to be cute nonetheless. Now it just sort of sits there, without much shape or definition. It has no oomph, no personality, no bootylicousness at all. It's just my ass, and I have to live with it. At least I don't have to look at it very often. The rest of you, you're on your own.
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2005.01.30
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ummmmm *restrains self*
Posted by: Mikey | 2005.01.30 at 18:15
"unrestrains self"
As they say on Fark, "this thread is useless without pictures." What if your ass looks really fantastic to everybody else but you? We can never tell you unless you show us.
I realize there is some risk involved.
Posted by: Shocho | 2005.01.31 at 03:37
You have a point. However, I've posted my face, my rack (albeit clothed), and my bare naked legs on the internet, I just don't think I have the huevos to post my ass. How on earth would I even take a foto of it?
Posted by: nina | 2005.01.31 at 07:41
timer on the camera. set it on a table
Posted by: Mikey | 2005.01.31 at 08:39
You may want to hit me for this, but I volunteer to fotograph for you. *ducks*
Posted by: Kimberly | 2005.01.31 at 09:24
"restrains self"
Okay, Nina, sounds like you've done enough. We can ask no more of you. I'm sure you have a fine ass. I like all kinds of asses. Huevos, tambien.
Posted by: Shocho | 2005.01.31 at 16:13