I looked into the bottom of my coffee cup to see if there was maybe one more little sip left, only to find a dead spider! Yes, that's right folks, I drank a cup of spider coffee. How the hell did it get in there? I washed my cup right before, and I brewed the coffee right into it, and there was no spider there at that time. Was it trapped inside my coffee maker? I shudder to think. The really bizarre part is that the way that it is plastered up against the side of my cup is surprisingly beautiful--it doesn't look like a spider at all at first, its legs are making a lovely geometric pattern that I can't quite describe, sort of concentric hexagons. I'm not as grossed out as you might think. Seems like some sort of odd omen. Maybe I'll turn into spider woman!