limericks!

There was once was a boy from Seattle
Who fought in magnificent battles
With his sabre of light
And all of his might
His fierceness made others skedaddle

(last line by Hijo)

There's a racy one below the jump.  Feel free to add your own (racy or not) in the comments.

There once was a girl from Port Townsend
Who liked all the boys to go down, son
She says, "Come here, right quick,
Give my lolly a lick."
And wiggles her hips all around some.

Comments

[jill]

There once was a girl from St Pete
Who loved to cook and to eat
Remodel my kitchen
She kept bitchin
And I will roast you some tasty meat

[colin]

Ok, remember you started this...

There once was a boy lived on Mary
Who took great pains to not be too hairy
When a girl’s on her knees
She’s less likely to sneeze
And technique much more willing to vary.

[Corey]

On the breasts of a barmaid named Gayle,

Were tattooed prices of beer, stout, and Ale,

And on her behind,

For the sake of the blind,

Was precisely the same, but in Braille.