It cracks me up that there is a town in Oregon called Drain. There is also one called Boring, but I imagine that is probably just an attempt at accuracy, whereas I can't possibly fathom why you'd name a town Drain. It is full of holes? Does it get big disgusting hair clogs? I can't stop giggling. I am such a simpleton.
Either would be a better explanation than it being named after a man named Charles C. Drain. I'd always hoped it was at the low end of a valley, myself, but the world has a stubborn way of often ignoring what I want.
I've imagined Boring as the place where they set up the giant drill-car for a 1905 attempt to travel to the center of the Earth, so I'll be damned if I'll go look up the real story.
I suspect there isn't a giant ribbon in Bow, Washington, either, though there should be.
Posted by: Paul | 26 October 2006 at 07:20 PM
I just have three words to say about all that:
"Toad Suck, Arkansas."
Posted by: Barry | 26 October 2006 at 08:09 PM
P.S. So am I.
Posted by: Barry | 26 October 2006 at 08:11 PM
Normal, Illinois.
Posted by: cc | 27 October 2006 at 06:18 PM
My home state of Texas has some wonderful place names: Cut and Shoot (NOT Cut and Run!), Nada, Uncertain, Ding Dong, and (my favorite) Hell. I wonder whether the person who named that town knew Davy Crockett's famous line, "You can all go to hell; I'm going to Texas."
Posted by: Kimberly | 28 October 2006 at 10:09 AM
Sometimes, if I'm really bored, I will read maps and look for funny or unusual place names.
Posted by: Rhea | 29 October 2006 at 07:20 AM
Don't forget about Mold, WA. There's also a Nimrod, TX.
Posted by: beemerman | 30 October 2006 at 07:30 AM