There was once was a boy from Seattle
Who fought in magnificent battles
With his sabre of light
And all of his might
His fierceness made others skedaddle
(last line by Hijo)
There's a racy one below the jump. Feel free to add your own (racy or not) in the comments.
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I do not like to swallow pills. I am filled with trepidation at the thought of taking a pill. Wee little sudafed-sized things are about the only pills that I can swallow as casually as most everyone else seems to toss back whatever their pharmacist throws at them. So when I went to purchase some vitamins, I came across this bottle and was lulled into buying it by the promise held in the bright yellow starburst.
But what did I find inside?
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